I’m a consulting detective. The only one in the world.
idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand
i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
i love you chongo
My kinda jack o lanturn
this was a triumph.
#280 Because of “vagina”.
Grey’s Anatomy actress Ellen Pompeo tells Jimmy Kimmel about the right and wrong words to use on TV.
How can we call ourselves a modern society when the medical terms for female genitalia are considered risqué? Why is the male body simply a human body, while the female body is a sinful weapon of sexual mass destruction that needs to be covered, hidden and controlled?
You are Montgomery Scott.
Aye, that’s me. You’re in the right place. Unless there’s another hardworking, equally starved Starfleet officer around.
If you blog about OUAT & Captain Swan, please reblog this so I’ll check your blog out :)
a reality check that’s a blow to the solar plexis
SEE ALSO: why i’m crumbling under the weight of prolonged loneliness for fear of letting anyone in again & repeating this
See also disabled kids and parents.
A lot a lot a lot of parents are perfectly acceptable parents until they have disabled children. They start to blame us for shit and say we deserve what they give us. my mom was a decent mother until she had me.
i hardly ever see campaigns like this.
This is important. Share this.
Here, have a close up. *throws confetti* Here, have two. *throws more confetti*
YO! PEOPLE OF THE CS FANDOM, WE NEED THIS TO BE AT 40K BY NEXT SUNDAY, THINK WE CAN DO THAT?